Stuff my brother smells like

Here is a place where JMS students can gripe about their siblings anonymously. Say anything you want but keep names and extreme profanity out. Shite is fine. So is arse, frick, krap, biznitch, and dang. Yes, I said dang. Get over it.

My brothers are great, but sometimes they can be really annoying. They also smell funny, but they don’t use deodorant, they use cologne. How do we get our siblings (brothers and sisters alike) to use deodorant and not a ton of perfume and cologne?

2 Responses to “Stuff my brother smells like”

  1. first, you get the ball out of a roll-on, then you dump out some of their cologne and finally replace it with some of the deodorant from the roll-on. they may end up not perspiring all over (depending on where boys actually put cologne), but i’m thinking the less stink the better, no?

  2. moi aussi Says:

    great solution. in my experience, getting brothers to scrub is the hard part and what’s up with the feet? they should wear boxes of baking soda for shoes, mais non. there are none so smelly as those who will not bathe. can we have separate areas of the world to live in until they discover themselves (the stink)? there are none so isolated as those who will not bathe – ha ha!!!

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