Spring Fever

As soon as the weather starts to pick up and thing start to bloom a set of changes occur.  These changes aren’t about the weather or anything.  These changes usually only occur in people between the ages of about seven to around eighteen.  Focus goes out the window, people start acting weird, and rules become almost trivial.  Elementary school, middle school, and high school teachers all know that around valentines day Spring fever kicks in.

It’s almost like a disease, and at times it can be as bad as allergies or a bad cold.  Teachers dread the last month or so of classes because it seems that they are teaching a bunch of monkeys.  Symptoms of spring fever are slow in coming at times but when they arrive they are blatantly obvious.  Students start to slack off or work harder, talk more, violate dress code, bring water balloons, etc.

There is no known cure for this mysterious ailment and many are still not entirely decided on its cause or origin.  Studies have found that students tend to mellow out after the third day of summer break, though this is not even close to bringing a solution.  There are rare occasions where students are immune to this epidemic, though these students may catch occasional snatches of Spring Fever once in a while.  We are still a long way from a cure though.

Students under the influence of Spring Fever, please remember that if you do not show symptoms of spring fever then your teachers will most likely be creeped out.  Whether this is good or bad, keep in mind that creeped out teachers+end-of-the-year field trip= WAY FUN TIME!!!  Enjoy these last weeks!!!